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I CAN SEE WHY KARKAT IS SO ANGRY ALL THE TIME AND WHY HE ALWAYS USES CAPSLOCK. I MEAN, IF I WAS NAMED AFTER A PROSTATE CANCER PILL, I’D BE PRETTY PISSED AS FUCK ABOUT IT TOO.HELLO, MR. VANTAS? “OH WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT, MR. VANILLA-FUCKING-MILKSHAKE.” OH, NOW, I UNDERSTAND YOU’RE UPSET AT MY PRESENCE. DONT WORRY. WE’RE BACK WITH THE NEWS…. BUT YOU SHOULD WORRY, MR. VANTAS. ABOUT THE NEWS. WE HAVE TO PRESCRIBE YOU VANTAS MEDICATION. “VANTAS IS MY LAST NAME, YOU FROTHING CROTCH-BLISTERING ASSBACKWARDSHATS IN THE SWEET NETHERWORLDS SPARKLY CRYPTOBAFFLING NAME OF KRISTOPHER DEVILFUCKING KRINGLE.” I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, BUT.YOU HAVE PROSTATE CANCER.
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I CAN SEE WHY KARKAT IS SO ANGRY ALL THE TIME AND WHY HE ALWAYS USES CAPSLOCK. I MEAN, IF I WAS NAMED AFTER A PROSTATE CANCER PILL, I’D BE PRETTY PISSED AS FUCK ABOUT IT TOO.

HELLO, MR. VANTAS? “OH WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT, MR. VANILLA-FUCKING-MILKSHAKE.” OH, NOW, I UNDERSTAND YOU’RE UPSET AT MY PRESENCE. DONT WORRY. WE’RE BACK WITH THE NEWS…. BUT YOU SHOULD WORRY, MR. VANTAS. ABOUT THE NEWS. WE HAVE TO PRESCRIBE YOU VANTAS MEDICATION. “VANTAS IS MY LAST NAME, YOU FROTHING CROTCH-BLISTERING ASSBACKWARDSHATS IN THE SWEET NETHERWORLDS SPARKLY CRYPTOBAFFLING NAME OF KRISTOPHER DEVILFUCKING KRINGLE.” I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, BUT.

YOU HAVE PROSTATE CANCER.

thehurminator: I FOUND ITTHE BEST PAINTING OF ALL TIME It’s called Adam and Eve (or something along those lines, there’s two versions and it’s translated) and the first time I saw it I couldn’t stop laughing for a solid five minutes. Just look at this shit. If you just glance at it, it looks like God is flipping off Adam and Eve. Then you have Adam here like “Hey man, why are you so pissed at me, its all her fault.” Meanwhile the animals look like someone took a candid photo with a really bright camera flash, even though this was painted in 1623. The horse is stoned as hell. Even the babies with God have no clue what is going on, this kid is confused as fuck. Also, motherfuckin’ flying baby heads because why the hell not. Like it’s so random the entire rest of the painting is like “what the fuck is this shit.” Best painting ever. AND EVE IS JUST LIKE YO THIS BITCH RIGHT HEREFUCK YOU SNAKE 
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thehurminator:

I FOUND IT

THE BEST PAINTING OF ALL TIME

It’s called Adam and Eve (or something along those lines, there’s two versions and it’s translated) and the first time I saw it I couldn’t stop laughing for a solid five minutes.

Just look at this shit.

If you just glance at it, it looks like God is flipping off Adam and Eve.

Then you have Adam here like “Hey man, why are you so pissed at me, its all her fault.”

Meanwhile the animals look like someone took a candid photo with a really bright camera flash, even though this was painted in 1623.

The horse is stoned as hell.

Even the babies with God have no clue what is going on, this kid is confused as fuck.

Also, motherfuckin’ flying baby heads because why the hell not.

Like it’s so random the entire rest of the painting is like “what the fuck is this shit.”

Best painting ever.

AND EVE IS JUST LIKE YO THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE
FUCK YOU SNAKE 

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